But, then he died in, well, a stunt gone wrong.īoomstick: I mean, he's a stuntman who's name is "Crash". The deal succeeded, and Crash was healed. To save Crash's life, he cut a deal with the devil, curing the cancer at the cost of selling his soul. [Wiz: This was Mephistopheles, one of the many lords of Hell, who happened to have a special interest in Johnny's family line. "Who corrupted that poor cute widdle squirrel?! They're gonna pay!" Filia declared angrily. I still have nightmares about their actions." Parasoul sighed. ".I've brought a few cults like this to justice. ".That adorable little squirrel worships a devil? But he looks so pure and innocent!" Squigly exclaimed. "NEVER a good decision under ANY circumstance." Leviathan remarked. ".So he made a deal with the devil." Realized Beowulf. Willing to risk it all, he turned to the one person who could fix everything.īoomstick: Everyone's favorite problem solver, Satan!Ī circular window opens and Squirrely the Squirrel pops up. [Wiz: Completely devastated, Johnny refused to let Crash die. "AIt's not fair, why are all his parents being taken away?" Filia sighed. "I'd wager they were much worse judging by your behavior." Leviathan grumbled. "I wanna spend time with my friend." Umbrella shrugged. "Umbrella, I take you on rides on my motorcycle all the time." Parasoul said with a raised brow. "Hell yeah." Carol replied with a smirk, fist bumping her. "Ooh, if you ever get a motorcycle, can I ride it with you?" Umbrella asked. "Hey, they're dangerous, but they're badass." Carol grunted. FInd a productive lifestyle." Ben remarked. You don't need to put your life at risk to make a living. Living life to the extreme." Samson chuckled. They make high speed chases much easier." Parasoul remarked. "I have several former stuntmen on the Egrets. These daredevil types are so very stupid." Eliza scoffed. "Kid took a big risk, especially after knowing it was what took his old man." Ben remarked. Simpson a friend of his father's perhaps?" Marie wondered. ".Okay, the idea of Crash Bandicoot being a stuntman and adopting a kid is hilarious." Peacock snickered. You REALLY need to know what you're doing to succeed at motorcycle stunts." Cerebella muttered. "Just don't do anything dangerous with it." Filia said worriedly. "Aw, I always wanted a motorcycle!" Carol remarked. "If you know what you're doing, it's not that bad." Annie reasoned. "Oh? I always thought they looked rather fun." Squigly said innocently. "Oh, these things scare the life out of me, honestly, m'lady, you must promise me to never get on one of those things under any circumstances!" Leviathan stressed. Motorcycles are dangerous as hell?" Samson retorted. ".I call shenanigans! Someone sabotaged the poor sucker!" Peacock guessed. "Lobo sure looks like the kinda guy who's literally only never been pulled over for speeding because he's stupid fast and stupid reckless." Ben remarked. a big stong biker guy? Is he only fighting Lobo because motorcycles?" Filia wondered. Driven by selfish desire for retribution, is he?" Double scoffed. Had to beat the fuck out of 'em." Carol grunted. ".Pretty sure Brain Douche sent a few my way to drag my ass back to his torture chamber. "Somehow I get the feeling the whole 'thrill of the kill' thing is the main reason people go for it." Peacock remarked. "See, if you want revenge, then you just hunt down the guy that did it, you don't need to become a full-on bounty hunter to get it." Samson grunted. What self respecting bounty hunter cares about that?" Eliza snorted.
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